Think what a better world it would be if we all – the whole world – had cookies and milk about three o’clock every afternoon and then lay down with our blankies for a nap. ~Robert Fulghum
You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars. ~Charles Kuralt
Life has been reduced to getting food out of cans. ~Martin H. Fischer
I like children – fried. WC Fields.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ~Jim Davis
As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. ~Buddy Hackett