Here atop the Ozark Plateau where roadkill is haute’ cuisine and possum stew is often the only foodstuff available to feed the younguns and Ma has to spend hours over a woof fire to feed the mini-herd oppressive poverty exacerbated by an unrelenting economic downturn has propelled so many of us working-poor folks into abject economic misery I believe my new-fangled idea poses promise.
Using/utilizing still viable vittles cuzz Jeb, Floyd, Eb and I scavenge we will convert a non-used dumpster in an out-of-the-way place, clean it up, install a propane-powered stove, run an extension cord from a nearby business and commence cooking.
We will undercut all competitors and amass wealth from those cashing in their found aluminum cans and who are homeless and kitchen-lees from the local rampant homelessness due to NO JOBS to be found anywhere.
Discounts for impoverished elderly and younguns.
We will be performing a social good by ensuring the horde of hungry po’ folks do eat some basic vittles and I estimate our efforts will be making us upwards of 5 dollars cash spending money per day!!!!!!
That’s mighty-good money here ‘cross the holler.
And any roadkill we come across fresh enough fer’ cookin’ will make our fare a veritable feast hereabouts.